I wear glasses and stuff...

So I made my dog wear my underwear.. Ha..haha

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:20:01 -0500

So I made my dog wear my underwear.. Ha..haha

laughingmoustache: jakeeery: marshmallow-invasion: altuss: wh...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:48:47 -0500

jakeeery:

marshmallow-invasion:

altuss:

where-i-s-my-mind:

miserys-miscreation:

vitalvein:

divulge-deduction:

pruplemonkeydishwasher:

iwillmindfuckyou:

capnskull:

ihate-lashae:

omg wht was the name of this show !

Apples in suits.

grapes in tuxedos

Mangoes in formal attire.

Cashews in garter belts

Watermelons in swimwear.

Peaches in G-strings

The happy holocaust

The Boys in the Striped Pajamas

The night of the living dildos

striped dicks

Mario Kart Wii during psych class since all the seniors are...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:09:00 -0500

Mario Kart Wii during psych class since all the seniors are gone.. PS I hate rainbow road.

callmesushi: LOL

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:55:20 -0500

callmesushi:

LOL

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:42:35 -0500

FAIRY TAIL VOLUMES 1-36 PICSPAM

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:35:54 -0500

FAIRY TAIL VOLUMES 1-36 PICSPAM

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:31:47 -0500

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Tue, 14 May 2013 00:03:40 -0500

goblinparty: I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe...

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:05:48 -0500

goblinparty:

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities

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Thu, 09 May 2013 19:29:12 -0500

darell-rocks: dj-doublea: blue-midst: The fact that the one...

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:21:37 -0500

darell-rocks:

dj-doublea:

blue-midst:

The fact that the one guy throws down his bag and goes to save the guy, but then he realizes he’s too late. And if you continue watching him, he like throws his hands up and then turns away. He probably feels disappointed that he couldn’t help, but he tried. I bet he didn’t even know the guy. And that really makes me not lose faith in everyone.

watched this atleast 5 times. too powerful not to reblog.

Everyone else kinda just runs back like the train is boutta explode or somethin.

It’s that fight or flight response

xoxokirstie8: tiaramilo: ajohnnn: 08/05/2013 Kai and His...

Thu, 09 May 2013 06:20:53 -0500

xoxokirstie8:

tiaramilo:

ajohnnn:

08/05/2013 Kai and His Girlfriend, Ellen

I was screaming my head off when he held Ellen’s hand.

AHHHHHHHHH, I WANT HIM! SOOOOO CUTE

OMG HES SO FRIGGIN CUTE

OMGGGG 😘😘 SO CUTE

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Wed, 08 May 2013 23:44:42 -0500

iamawinrar: thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab?...

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:28:59 -0500

iamawinrar:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

that thing with putting your stuff you don’t wanna forget on your shoes actually does work lol.

4gifs: Mattress Jousting

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:21:32 -0500

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

4gifs: Treadmill preset: Fabulous

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:19:30 -0500

4gifs:

Treadmill preset: Fabulous

King Jaffe Joffer: Weirdest time

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:18:23 -0500

King Jaffe Joffer: Weirdest time:

smidgetz:

morphinginthepuhsea:

geekscoutcookies:

iaintsayinbutimsayin:

So once I was with this really conservative girl. Like super conservative. This is around 19. Pre ex days.

She was the devoutest of Pentecostal. You know the no make up no pants type. But she had a semi…

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Mon, 06 May 2013 17:29:43 -0500

solos1s: falvie

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:32:31 -0500

solos1s:

falvie

Ladies and gentlemen, my math binder. #procrastination #math...

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:28:02 -0500

Ladies and gentlemen, my math binder. #procrastination #math #homework #bored #drawing #doodle #art